Hevrice: Land of Golden Asteroids

Hevrice Tourism Poster
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The Stay Frosty Tourism & Carebear Safety Council of Hevrice would like to announce our new campaign to bring recognition to a little known corner of New Eden. Not many people know that the asteroids in Hevrice are entirely made of GOLD! Each and every one is worth, at least, a couple gazillion iskies.

Hevrice is conveniently located right next door to Empire Space in the friendly neighborhood of Verge Vendor. Hevrice is not going to remain a secret much longer, so be sure to visit soon. And bring your friends.

Friends are fun. And so is mining.




16 comments:

  1. Hmmm, sounds fun. Thanks for the tip. Can I count on you guys to watch my back while I bring in my hulks and orcas?

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    1. Of course. Just let us know and we can even get you a dual-webbed Rapier on the gate to make your warp in even quicker.

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    2. Make sure you announce what belt you're in in local so we can keep better track of your location to help with protection.

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  2. Better yet, will you cover my back when I bring my mining titan fleet? :P

    Kruul

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    1. We have a very special program for mining Cap fleets. Be sure to contact our Diplo ahead of time so the proper precautions can be taken to ensure your safety.

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  3. If you get more traffic than you can handle and you need help keeping things under control, you can call us. We have a cool logo that inspires confidence and safety.

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  4. Itsmyour best poster Rixx :)

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  5. Your's of course bad typo ......
    but poster is really amazing
    mabe could be published at EVE starting page ?

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  6. Roflmao
    Best idea ever!!
    Don't forget to tell them all about the discounted drinks and women as well lol

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    1. Discounted women sounds like something bad for my ears.

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    2. When dealing with discounted women, your ears are the last thing to worry about...

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  7. all boosters in hevrice are 90 percent off, and the exotic dancers are free, free i tell you!!

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  8. Awesome!

    Still doing commissions? :D

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    1. YEs, but I am working thru a rather large pile at the moment, so I haven't been promoting it lately.

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    2. Makes sense! Well, you've got mail when you're ready. ;)

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