THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY EVEOGANDA BROADCASTING SYSTEM THIS IS ONLY A TEST HAD THIS BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY UNIVERSAL EMERGENCY FORCES WOULD HAVE BEEN ALERTED AND CONCORD WOULD HAVE BEEN UTILIZED TO THEIR FULLEST EXTENT THIS IS ONLY A TEST PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT PARADIGMS ARE SHIFTING AND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE BROADCAST AT A LATER DATE PARADIGMS ARE SHIFTING PLEAE BE ALERT FOR SUDDEN UNIVERSAL MALFUNCTIONS OF SYSTEMS ADHERING THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME AND GRAVITATIONAL FORCES SUBJECT TO DARK MATTER INTERACTIONS OF A SPHERICAL UNDERLYING NATURE THIS IS ONLY A TEST DO NOT BE ALARMED THE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE IS SOUND REPEAT THE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE IS SOUND NO FURTHER CYNO ACTIVITY IS EXPECTED OR ANTICIPATED THIS IS ONLY A TEST RESUME NORMAL JUMP GATE EVOLUTIONARY RESPONSE TO EXTERNAL STIMULI PLEASE BE ADVISED THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT REPEAT THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT HEADS BETWEEN KNEES UNDER DESKS ALL CALDARI ARE ADVISED THAT MISSILES MAY VEER SUDDENLY PLEASE BE ADVISED THIS IS ONLY A TEST THE PARADIGM HAS NOW SHIFTED... NORMAL COMMUNICATIONS SHALL RESUME.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION. LOCAL AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN ALERTED. YOU ARE IN NO IMMEDIATE DANGER.
THOUGHT POLICE ARE AT YOUR DOOR.
TEMPORAL SURGES CAN BE EXPECTED.
LOSS TIME.
REPEAT FUNCTION.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION. LOCAL AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN ALERTED. YOU ARE IN NO IMMEDIATE DANGER.
THOUGHT POLICE ARE AT YOUR DOOR.
TEMPORAL SURGES CAN BE EXPECTED.
LOSS TIME.
REPEAT FUNCTION.