WANKER! An Eve Online Short Film

EVEOGANDA Films is slightly (sorta) proud to present the brand new Rixx Javix Joint WANKER! Enjoy.




I haven't had much Eve time lately, what with getting my new business up off the ground, my play-time has been severely limited this month. But it has been an action-packed month, full of the usual usual. The other day I was cramming three television commercials into the space it usually takes to do one television commercial, when the idea of a talking spaceship came to me.

It seemed only natural that some of the ships in Rixx's hangar might share the opinions expressed by certain people. Especially a Logistics ship, which I rarely fly. Turning his thoughts into an angry (but funny) rant against his owner, well, that sounded like a good idea to me.

I've always believed that making fun of yourself, before others get the chance, is the best way to stay humble and grounded. Goodness knows I've been the butt of many parodies and jokes here on Eveoganda over the years. I have no illusions as to my ability or eliteness in Eve. I do my best to have fun and enjoy the game I love, the rest I leave to others.

I hope you enjoy this short film. I haven't seen anything else like it before.

Thanks for reading and watching.



8 comments:

  1. LOL, all this time i thought it was evil monkeys talking shit to me in local......turns out it was just Rixx's guardian.

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    1. My Logistics ships are not a happy bunch... it's sad really.

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    2. hehe... good stuff!

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  2. I've been following your post for a few months now, and i must say i like your work.

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    1. Thank you! Feel free to explore the archives, lots of great stuff back in there. If you keep reading I'll keep creating.

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  3. Oh man how did I miss this! It just gets funnier each time I rewatch it. Haven't hade this many belly laughs in a while.

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  4. This was awesome, thank you!

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