EVEOGANDA Films is slightly (sorta) proud to present the brand new Rixx Javix Joint WANKER! Enjoy.
I haven't had much Eve time lately, what with getting my new business up off the ground, my play-time has been severely limited this month. But it has been an action-packed month, full of the usual usual. The other day I was cramming three television commercials into the space it usually takes to do one television commercial, when the idea of a talking spaceship came to me.
It seemed only natural that some of the ships in Rixx's hangar might share the opinions expressed by certain people. Especially a Logistics ship, which I rarely fly. Turning his thoughts into an angry (but funny) rant against his owner, well, that sounded like a good idea to me.
I've always believed that making fun of yourself, before others get the chance, is the best way to stay humble and grounded. Goodness knows I've been the butt of many parodies and jokes here on Eveoganda over the years. I have no illusions as to my ability or eliteness in Eve. I do my best to have fun and enjoy the game I love, the rest I leave to others.
I hope you enjoy this short film. I haven't seen anything else like it before.
Thanks for reading and watching.