Fire Water Burn

I was planning on creating my first Eve Parody song today. It was my Wife's idea and it is a good one. The song is perfect and it has a great attitude. I spent a few days tinkering with lyrics and managed to match them up almost perfectly. All that was left was to find the time to record in the middle of our insane packing, moving, and other insanity this week. The only problem? God I suck at singing. Its not even singing, cause I can kinda fake sing ok. Its sing talking, and I can't do that. Not even a little. I thought I might be able to get away with it, because let's be honest here, the singing in the song itself is rather bad. Nope. I suck. And my devotion to quality, not always perfection, won't allow me to release anything that horrible.

So, if anyone else wants to give this a shot I'm giving the whole thing away for free. Here is the original song.



And here are the Parody lyrics:

Deklein, Deklein, Deklein is on fire,
Deklein, Deklein, Deklein is on fire,
Deklein, Deklein, Deklein is on fire,
We don't need no reps let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.

Hello my name is The Mittani and I'm a dumb white goon,
I'm not bitter or newb but middle ground trust fund like eve tycoon,
I don't know you if y'all pilots be buggin' give cynos to scion cause he’s all fly,
But I can fake the heat meet I'm the other white fleet known as ‘Goonswarm Pride’,
Yeah I'm stung like Jita Burns gotta leak with a yellow spine,
But if I crashed and burned oh I would start to really cry and whine,
Cause I kind of hate fly’n solo always stroking my own kittens,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me Mittens,
Deklein, Deklein, Deklein is on fire,
Deklein, Deklein, Deklein is on fire,
Deklein, Deklein, Deklein is on fire,
We don't need no reps let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.

Yo yo this warp-stab null-sec goonster image takes a lot of practice,
I'm not bad like Gev Goblin no I am white like Sabre A is,
So if scion is five and xander is six than that must make me…one,
This honkey's gone to Wisconsin,
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well,
I'll spend my days with RMT, Being Gay, Docking Bay, and Scion’s Johnson,
And Laz, Giggix, Waffe, Goon Goon and Sir Molle’s creepy poltergeist,
And Manifest yeah CCP Manifest cause he's the anti-christ,
Deklein, Deklein, Deklein is on fire,
Deklein, Deklein, Deklein is on fire,
Deklein, Deklein, Deklein is on fire,
We don't need no reps let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.

Kickstarter here we go,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon goonwaffe,
Ohh Ohh,
Throw your iskies in the air,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon goonwaffe,
Ohh Ohh,
Fly 'em like you just don't care,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon goonwaffe,
Ohh Ohh,
Everbody say no,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon goonwaffe,
Ohh Ohh,
Kickstarter here we go.


If you do anything with this let me know and I'll post it and promote it here and other places.




4 comments:

  1. RIXX! This is the first time I've read this blog before, and I have only just started to check EVE blogs out! I must say this is a work of a GENIUS! This is amazing work and I sincerely hope someone with "the talk-sing" voice picks it up! If not, I'll give it a go :D. Thank you for this, you should be proud - had myself and the fiancé lolling!!!

    Hmm, you've solidified my decision on blogging about EVE Fanfest and other endeavors :). Thank you for that gift.... really!

    Keep it up and keep that voice.... gravely(sp?) :p

    -Raffi

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    1. Thank you! And I'm glad I could help you make the decision to blog as well, that is exciting news. A couple of people have contacted me about giving this song a shot, so I'm hopeful someone can make it as good as it is in my head. lol

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  2. "I'm not bad like Gev Goblin"

    The rest of Eve can only wish to be bad like Gevlon Goblin. So "bad" that what were the arguably the strongest powers in null, worms, and null, at the time, needed to unite to kick one guy from his hole.

    http://greedygoblin.blogspot.com/2014/03/memoirs-of-wormhole-zombie.html

    Dado R. said...

    I'd have to give to you gev, that is a fight won, Noho, GS and RVB coming to kick you out, if that isn't relevant I don't know what is.

    Anyways good job on the kills and the minimal losses.

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    1. You do realize this is written as if The Mittani is speaking and its a sarcastic parody?

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