Just because it would be awesome to win. And we're awesome and so are you. Seriously. You know you are. We've always believed in you, even when those other people didn't. You remember. When they said you was ugly, stupid and would never amount to anything? Yeah, ring a bell? Who was it that stood up to be counted when the chips were down? That's right, us. Don't forget who your friends are. That's important.

Vote here now.

Or don't. It's really more of a lark than anything.