Eve Dumb Ways to Die

So you may be familiar with this song. Which comes from a game called "Dumb Ways to Die" which has been making the rounds at my house this past week.

Of course my first thought was EVE Version! And while that may or may not happen, the first step is writing some lyrics. So here are the lyrics I wrote for the Eve version of Dumb Ways to Die. If anyone wants to use them, or work together on a video, let me know. I'm busier than a one-armed paper-hanger right now, but you never know.

( To the tune of Dumb Ways to Die )

Warp to zero at a gate
Trust a stranger as your mate
Go afk while you pee
Forget to web an enemy

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Press jump instead of bridge
Leave your Quafe in the fridge
Teach yourself how to fly
Hit an asteroid explode and fry

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Load Hail in your guns
Use a laser to toast your buns
Say yes to that fleet
Warp to a safe full of pirates, thats real neat

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Shoot a neut at a gate
Sell goods in Jita at a lower rate
Give out the password to your pos on vent
"I wonder where the undock button went?"

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Undock your freighter in HED
Jump to high when you are red
Put all your cards in one ship
Jump into Rancer like it was a science trip
Dual tank your blingy Battleship
Best for you, just to rage quit!

Dumbest ways to die ie
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

Fly Safe - A message from Eveoganda


  1. What a weird coincidence. Here in Oz there's a great music show called RockWiz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RockWiz) which has guests; and one of tonight's guests was ... Emily Lubitz, the lead vocalist of Tinpan Orange, who was the vocalist on that vid. Just sayin'=)

  2. Why is it dumb to jump to zero at a gate? Assuming you want to jump out through it, wouldn't that be the safest way, unless you have a tactical?

    1. In low or high sec sure, but in Null the rule of thumb is to never warp to zero - bubbles, camps, drags, so many reasons why its a bad idea. Even in low, you really shouldn't if their is a gang or fleet on the gate with insta-locking ships they will follow you and keel you.

      So yeah.

  3. IMO, Hail is actually a somewhat viable cheaper alternative to Faction ammo by now


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