oh, zero space
or null, as may be the case
you do tempt me so
between your stars
i must surely go
your sov warfare
and solo fights so rare
you keep my BS warm
and your gate camps
they do so angrily swarm
oh, zero
each win dreams of hero
while each blob
shatters that dream
and causes me to sob
darkness calls
as another alliance falls
ihubs go down
but most systems
remain a ghost town
oh, zero please
you've got me on my knees
and no i do not swallow
like the greeks of old
in the temple of apollo
they say you are a sandbox
and that idea rocks
but the sand is full of poo
and your pvp mechanics
are seriously askew
oh, small gangs
on them the future hangs
but bubbles and bridges
are salty and bad for you
like those chips with ridges
is there no hope?
like an addict without dope
no I say, no way!
ccp will get its act together
surely they will, some day
soon we walk in stations
with all of their temptations
our ships will gather dust
our fighting skills turning red
not with blood, but with rust
oh, zero space, zero space
what an interesting place
your timers still they run
but where oh where
is all the fun?
it's here i found it
and this i do submit
undock your goddamn ship
stop your spinning
and fight, c'mon take a sip
its up to you oh, pilot killer
start being more than filler
quit your crying and your tears
before this space we love
finally disappears
oh, zero space
it's you i do embrace
and now this thing is done
btw can PL
stop being a hired gun
Thanks to Rhyme Zone, without which this would have taken much, much longer than the (edit) time it actually did take.
For more of my wonderful and amazing poetry, try the "O Manti, A Poem to Invisibility" It's a winner and sure to please!
For more of my wonderful and amazing poetry, try the "O Manti, A Poem to Invisibility" It's a winner and sure to please!