@RixxJavix Why is the cake a lie?
Pie is truth and cake is a lie, but why? Why is the sky blue, well I cannot tell you. The cake is a lie it holds deep and false, like the orchestrated dance at a fancy waltz. The beginning sprang from revolution, but the answers are extreme and Confucian. A tangled puzzle in a locked box, to get at it you must make like a fox. I'll start you on the path of truth from lies, by telling you it all begins with your eyes. I know, this can be exhausting, so look no further than the frosting.
@RixxJavix How many Gallenteans does it take to screw in a Tachyon Beam Laser?
Seven. One to mine the Ore, one to haul it, one to run the PI, one to haul it, one to train for combat skills in another race since lasers are primarily Amarrian, one to spam the BPO from someone in Jita, and one to rage about how stupid CCP is on the forums.
@RixxJavix what skill should I train next?
Hmmm, since I have no idea about anything regarding your current skill set I am obviously the perfect person to answer this. I'd train Super Sneaky Stealth to level V so you can sneak around the universe undetected and continue reporting on all the wonderfully strange and obscure things you seem uniquely able to find out there. And if there isn't a Super Sneaky Stealth skill, then there should be one.
@RixxJavix How long before your hats have hats?
Shouldn't be much longer before they grow up, reach puberty and start thinking nasty thoughts about each other. Then the awkward first moments, the stumbling around in the dark, the sweaty first attempts and the quickly exchanged bodily fluids, neither really satisfied but both strangely changed, then the responsibilities mount, a place to nest, food, water, the lack of romance, and the cycle once more repeats. You know. Couple weeks probably.
@RixxJavix Why do my ships all of a sudden explode, when in the presence of a unfriendly fleet?
This is a very common problem with men your age, so there is no need to be ashamed. Performance anxiety is perfectly ok and to be expected. Think about it for a moment, the pressure, the stress, the expectations, so many conflicting emotions all balled up into an explosion waiting to happen. But what can you do? There are many things that can help, from diet to excercise, but the best thing is to friggin' train your skills, listen to the FC and stop jumping into gate camps!!!!
@RixxJavix I've destroyed many ships in many creative ways, why do all their wrecks look the same?
When the Aurum bought extravagances of life are finally stripped clean, when the trappings of faction, meta-levels and pirate technology are born forth into the dusts of space, when the energy is expelled, when the lights go out, when reduced, trimmed, pulled and torn, ripped and shredded, we all look the same. In the final analysis, we are all atoms of star dust, collided and randomly pulled together for a brief moment, only to scatter whence we came once more to swirl and twist amongst time.
Why hasn't anybody won #EVE yet? Does everybody / #tweetfleetwait for me to complete this task for all of you?
There have been nine winners of Eve since the game started. 2 Americans, 1 English, 3 Russian, 1 German and 2 Irish. Each of them mysteriously "disappeared" shortly after completing Eve. Coincidence? I don't think so. You are close to the Big Lie here mate, so I would tread carefully if I was you. Be warned, they are watching! They know where you live, they have...
@RixxJavix Why does @RocWieler always get the girl?
Women are attracted to big strong men with extremely close personal ties to their feminine side, hence the attraction most women feel towards Roc. It is all friendship based however, so despite outward appearances, Roc remains committed to his alternate lifestyle in private. I'm just sayin. That's what I heard.
@RixxJavix did you dress up paperdolls as a youngster? Or do you just like to accessorize?
My homeworld was invaded by Gallente scum when I was very young, my parents murdered in front of me and my sister taken off-world to please the depravations of some foreign pig swine lord. So yeah, I had plenty of time to play with paperdolls. They had new ones every two weeks in each issue of "Oppressors Must Die!" magazine.
@RixxJavix ok question: do u think they should allow bombs in low sec?
Well they do allow bombs in low-sec now. You just can't explode them. Which, in my opinion, is the proper way bombs should be dealt with.
@RixxJavix Do Caldari men like kittens? Do you like kittens?
I love kittens. The Gallente who murdered my parents also killed my little Fluffy when I was three years old. But I always seem to have a kitten around my Captains Quarters, although my Maine Coon Scruffy hasn't been seen since he wandered into that visual glitch in the corner. :(
@RixxJavix Is it True, what they say?
They tend to be serious. So I'd listen to what they say.
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@RixxJavix Ginger or Mary Ann?
Redheads > Brunettes. Duh.