Every year that I don't get to attend Eve Fanfest (which is every year!) I tend to run a Fake Fanfest on Twitter with Mark from Eve Travel (who also never gets to go to Fanfest).
Here are some of the highlights from Fake Fanfest Day One:
CCP kindly asks visitors to the new Monument to please not deface enemy pilot names, regardless of how n00b or blobby they are #fakefanfest
— CCP's Lapdog (@webspaceships) April 30, 2014
As a reminder, while services to Bob are held every half hour in the chapel, room K162, sacrifices will NOT be accepted #fakefanfest
— CCP's Lapdog (@webspaceships) May 1, 2014
UPDATE: The line for the Merlin Simulator is now 1hr 45m, take some time to visit the Mining Expedition Room! #fakefanfest It is empty atm
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 1, 2014
FYI: The Gurista Cheerleader Squad will be performing LIVE at 18:00 in the Mittani Lounge! #fakefanfest #tweetfleet
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 1, 2014
VENUE CHANGE: Because of an inability to agree on anything, the High Sec Politics panel will be in all four meeting rooms #fakefanfest
— CCP's Lapdog (@webspaceships) May 1, 2014
ANNOUNCED: The Rixx Javix Hat Collection will be integrated into the character creator! #fakefanfest #tweetfleet Whoa, that's awesome!
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 1, 2014
CCP announces new tie in game EvE: Couch Capsule! Oculus rift game centered on CQ activities. #fakefanfest
— Morg Braktar (@c_cozart) May 1, 2014
The FDA has forced us to cancel the scheduled "Live Implant Testing Workshop" originally scheduled for 20:00 #fakefanfest #tweetfleet
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 1, 2014
Our ship of the imagination departs for Fake FanFest shortly, Neil DeGrasse Tyson will be our Host and Pilot!! #fakefanfest #tweetfleet
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 1, 2014
Neil DeGrasse Tyson just explained why this jump gate is perfectly safe! #fakefanfest We're gonna call it "Eve Gate" I think, still voting
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 1, 2014
Turns out Neil DeGrasse Tyson was wrong about the Wormhole and the damn thing collapsed on us #fakefanfest No way home now... #tweetfleet
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 1, 2014
#fakefanfest has been intense and it is only the first day! Tomorrows Dev Mud Wrestling should be fun!! #tweetfleet
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 1, 2014
Anyway, you can always find more under the #fakefanfest hastag, we hit it so hard yesterday that it started trending. At the very least it is something for those of us stuck at home to do.
Maybe next year... In the meantime I might as well continue updating this post over the weekend.
#fakefanfest attendes, be sure to download the 'Smeller Feller" app! It tells you where that smell originates!! #tweetfleet Very useful
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 2, 2014
The Botter public executions in the Harpa common area has been postponed until this afternoon #fakefanfest #tweetfleet Updates to come
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 2, 2014
Please remember to sign the "I Look Like An Idiot Doing This" waiver before playing #evevalkyrie #fakefanfest Photos will be posted to FB
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 2, 2014
Today's Art Panel should be exciting, we'll be painting our own flower pots in classic Eve style! #fakefanfest #tweetfleet
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 2, 2014
New Gecko Drone also saves you 10% on your car insurance! True story! #fakefanfest #tweetfleet
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 2, 2014
Tour Bus leaves in 5m for "Cliffs of Despair Tour", six fingered men will not be allowed once again #fakefanfest #tweetfleet That's Gate B
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 2, 2014
We apologize for the break in the #fakefanfest stream, belts apparently do sometimes snap without warning #tweetfleet And then that monkey..
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 2, 2014
The Free "Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust" t-sirts are now available in the lobby!! #fakefanfest #tweetfleet we only have small and med sorry
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 3, 2014We sincerely apologize for the Sharknado that hit Harpa this morning and share our condolences to the Dust Panel attendees #fakefanfest
— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) May 3, 2014