Ouelletta: A Portrait of Desolation and Spectacle
A New Universal Geographic Documentary
Narrated by Yours Truly
There are places in New Eden that carry weight because of history—great battles, political upheaval, wars between titans. And then there’s Ouelletta. A backwater low sec system that, by all accounts, should’ve remained irrelevant. Quiet. Empty. Forgotten.
But it didn’t. Instead, it became something else. A proving ground. A hunting zone. A killmail factory. And, over the years, the spiritual home of Stay Frosty and the birthplace of our legendary Frigate Free For Alls.
It’s a place where opportunity and absurdity collide on the regular. Where wrecks outnumber reasons. Where a noob in a slasher and a veteran in a fed navy comet can die side by side, smiling. Or not. It’s also where we’ve shattered records, melted fleets, and turned chaos into a kind of twisted art form.
So it only made sense to document it. Sort of.
I'm incredibly excited to share the latest documentary from Universal Geographic, a faux-serious dive into the elegant brutality and surreal beauty of the Ouelletta system. Think of it as Werner Herzog meets killboard addiction.
🎙️ Narrated by yours truly (in full Herzog-ish melancholy), the video is a love letter to wrecks, repetition, and the strange little corner of space we call home.
If you’ve ever flown in Ouelletta—or just died horribly on the Tama gate—this one’s for you.
As always:
Stay Frosty. Fly reckless. And don’t forget to loot the field.
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