Daily Quafe

Take a moment this morning to check out Daily Quafe!  It is a one-stop collection of Eve related RSS feeds that feed your need for all things Eve.  And it sports a new banner!  I have it bookmarked and I'm sure you'll want to as well.

One Does Not Simply Walk Into A Station: Wallpaper

Click the image or this link for additional sized wallpapers!


This morning's Twitter hat is a top hat with the Eye of Mordor on it (I'll post it up later in the RJ's Twitter Hats page) and while I was poorly photoshopping the hat I started thinking about Mordor and the "walking into Mordor" meme.  Then it hit me like a wet salami, walking... walking in station.  Sounded perfect to me.


So enjoy the satire and the sheer brilliance that is your friendly neighborhood eve blogger dood!

RJ's Eve Drink Menu (POSTER!)

Due to popular demand, or at least a few very nice requests, HERE is the previously posted Drink Menu poster!  The link or the art will take you to where you can download different sizes, large and small.


Enjoy.  And remember, it's all in fun.

RJ's Eve Drink Menu

Welcome to RJ's Bar, the most relaxing port of call in all of New Eden.  Here we have the bestest, most uniquest Eve-themed drink menu in the universe.  Kick off those Ultra-Leather $1,200 Aurum Boots and relax while you peruse our extensive drink menu.


• BOV "Bitters"    $4.75
Bitter and old, this long-lasting concoction goes down hard at the end.

• GANKER JUICE    $1.75

A little Gin, a little Rummy, this nasty but flavor rich drink comes out of nowhere!

• THE CQ    $8.25

Empty calories, useless flavor, this superior expansion of taste comes with a tiny hint of promise.

• THE BOSON BOMBER    $5.50

This hulking drink gangs up on you, then quits for no good reason. Add a touch of lemon to remember it by. (Watch for leaks!)

• THE MONOCLE "One-Eye Jack"   $70.00

Just a hint of cybernetic juices make this overpriced wonder sure to blind you in one eye! 51 52 Sold to Date!!

• TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL    $1.33

Annoyingly priced, this wanker is sure to leave you without change!  Cause it'll never change!

• FACTION BLOB    $6.00

Actually 40 drinks in one!!  It'll kill you, but only if your dumb enough to jump right in!

• WCS "Stabbed"   $14.75

You won't be able to see past your nose, but you'll be safe from anyone ordering the next drink...

• POINT AND WEB    $9.99

You can't escape the flavor of this drink no matter how hard you try!

• LEAKY NEWSLETTER    $0.75

It doesn't really mean what it says, starts out bitter but sweetens up in only three days! (Glass has holes)

• NOOB    $18.75 a month

This poorly fitted drink undocks easy and doesn't put up much of a fight... until after you drink it!  It'll talk back! (Locally owned)

• SAFE SPOT    $3.33

This one's a long way from home, but it's a nice, warm and cozy drink that takes a long time.... unless your date orders...

• THE PROBER    $4.45

Bitter and old, this long-lasting concoction goes down hard at the end.  Scan this one down today!

• NINVEAH    $3.33

Only available once a week, Mint, Mango and Madness, this chimera has a large head and goes down easy!

• NASHH DASH    $12.04

Once a Pirate favorite, this tough old drink will go thru you like a Loki thru a wormhole, but you'll be friends forever!

• THE CRAZY KINUX    $7.99

A-musingly sweet, this Canadian drink organizes a wide range of flavors into an interesting and coherent whole.

• TWEETFLEET    $FREE

Annoyingly long-lasting and addictive, this concoction will make your head spin all day!

• THE CSM "Political Punch"    $6.66

Don't sell out, try this wonderful blend of bitter old Scotch from the bottom of the barrel! Watch for the cherry, it's a piece your mouth won't forget!!

• 1v1    $5.25

Yell this one out at the bar and someone has to bring you one! It's a house favorite! (Although you won't understand the punchline, don't worry, you're not alone.)

• DA AURUM    $????

Give the bartender a big bill and he'll rip it up into tiny little bits you can use to buy this drink!!  Microtransactions finally hit RJ's Bar!!  Aren't you happy?

• THE ROC    $14.19

This Minmatar drink thinks very highly of itself, but once you try it, it'll be music to your ears!  That's one of the rules!

• SUPER CAP    $250.00 (or FREE)

Spin the big wheel behind the bar for this universal favorite, if you hit the PLEX mark your Super Cap is FREE on the house!  If not, you may be washing dishes till the cows come home.

• The Miner    $0.49

Only the weird order this one, it'll sit in your stomach all day with very little reward. Although in a few short days you'll find a surprise in the toilet!!

Monday Twits: Reader Requests

By the way, if you are looking for station spinning I have a work-around.  Turn off CQ and open your fitting window as big as you can.  You can spin your ship inside the fitting window, access your cargo, drone bays by right-clicking and... taa daa you have an old-school style hanger view.  Not that different from what it looked like three years ago.

Anyway, I asked for any subject or question this morning on Twitter and here they are.

Dsan_dk  

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@RixxJavix How MM sucks and can't seem to break delve ?

Well now, having only been in MM for a very short time I can't really comment on it fully yet.  I know the people I've met and flown with have been awesome, helpful and very professional so far. I also know that "breaking" Delve isn't really the plan exactly. In fact, MM's entire focus has changed dramatically in the past month since they moved from the north.  So I'm not entirely certain they will be breaking anything, other than skulls, any time soon.

DNRWolf 

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@RixxJavix Why EVE is more fun when playing naked.

My immediate reply was, isn't everything better naked?  But that was being flippant, so let's take a closer look here. (But not too close, god knows when you people showered last!)  I suspect that we are all naked in our pods, hooked up and wired in, but naked as a bay in the womb.  So playing Eve naked would be the closest to actual game universe conditions you could get, realism wise, it would connect you to your character in ways wearing normal human clothes could not.  Just remember to cover yourself when the pizza arrives.

DNRWolf  

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@RixxJavix It's not necrophilia if their new clone is already activated.

I did say no subject was off-limits. Ok technically it really is still necrophilia cause the body under your sweaty chest hair is still dead. However, you might be in luck, because since they are living and breathing somewhere else - the act might no longer be a mortal sin.  So your eternal soul could be safe from the flames of damnation.  I'd check with your local clergy first however, since local religions may vary.  They often do.

Eve_Beldorr 

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@RixxJavix Why are capsuleers all the same hieght? (or so it appears since we can't interact)

Good question as it reveals a little known fact from the archives.  The Pod Capsule is a mass-produced item, each of the Empires has at least one massive on-planet facility that makes millions of pods and ships them across the universe.  You don't think they have time to customize a pod just for you do you?  They don't, no.  So, instead, when you became a Capsuleer you became 6' 2" tall, you are the exact same height as every other Capsuleer in the universe.  And you fit nice and snugly into your pod.

BuckyOhair  

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@RixxJavix Question for your blog, Why is my pod goo so, well, gooey?

"Goo" is technically known as Zero-Space Inertial Gravity Force Protective Energy Disbursement Fluid (ZIG-FPEDF for short). It needs to be "gooey", or more accurately thick and sticky, to protect your precious clone meat sack from the harsh environment of space, the incredible forces of warp energy and sudden unexpected warp disruption.  Not to mention gate activation.  Without that goo, you would be goo.

Eve_Beldorr 

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@RixxJavix oh another one, where's the baño in my CQ?

It is right around that nasty transparent glitch in the far left corner across from the yellow broken code box floating near the lag-induced "unable to render" sign.  Pfft, everyone knows that!

KatiaSae  

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@RixxJavix Where do you get all of those crazy, yet wonderful hats?

If you hadn't noticed yet, Rixx is very special.  As a special person, one might even say Very Important Person, he has his own private Aurum store.  It is stocked with all the future silly, non-essential items that CCP will be trying to sell empty-souled Capsuleers at some point.  Mostly these items seem to be what some might consider, "silly hats". And so, Rixx sports a new hat each and every day to remind all of us what is in store.

omgwtfblob 

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@RixxJavix do U think CCP should allow MT items 2 B destroyed @ podding? If so, do U think they would soften their HTFU attitude?

It makes total sense to me that a monocle or other item that is directly transfixed onto your body would be destroyed when you get podded, I can't imagine a reason it would get cloned with you.  Clothes, ties, slippers, pick underwear and especially hats, would probably be left behind in your closet, since you are in your pod all nekkid. (See above)  And no, I don't think they will soften their HTFU attitude, at least I hope they never do.  Eve is harsh and I like it like that.

Thanks to everyone who participated. I may do this more often.